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Post by Loki, God of Mischief on Feb 25, 2008 19:56:09 GMT -5
Did you know that Halo 3 was the first game to have action sequences?
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Post by Bo on Feb 27, 2008 18:11:15 GMT -5
Did you know that Halo 3 was the first game to successfully invade Russia?
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Post by Loki, God of Mischief on Feb 28, 2008 9:40:19 GMT -5
Did you know that Halo 3 was the first game to bomb Pearl Harbor?
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Post by Bo on Mar 1, 2008 1:27:42 GMT -5
did you know that Halo 3 attacked the United States in mid-2001, damaging and destroying multiple properties and countless lives in what is now known as the 9/11 bombing? Halo 3 is exempt from being targeted in the supposed war on terrorism because of a statement made by their superiors and agreements according to NATO treaties (read as follows)
"We, the governing bodies of Halo 3, have stated that we have no legal or moral obligation to take any blame or fault in this matter that has plagued the United States at this time. We, having past stated that all our actions, by our senior staff or anyone affiliated with these, account all our actions as to further the lulz movement in our organization. Therefore, we will make no reparations or apologies to any person or persons harmed by these actions, according to the bylaws of the NATO treaty." (Section 5C under "Governing laws concerning lulz" North Atlantic Treaty Organization June 7th 1984) The Government, with their nation calling for an action against some guilty party, created a fictional Afghani terrorist known as Osama Bin Laden, which was put into video footage claiming victory for another fictional terroristic group, Al Queada, to a$$ume the blame for the destruction and damages. Having not been fully informed by the leaders of the United States, President Bush went full on into the idea of a war, not realizing the fictitious elements of the story. One thing led into another, and the Middle East was suddenly cast into a wild goose chase trying to hunt down and destroy a nonexistent terrorist, who was portrayed by actor Jim Caveisel in multiple tapes to come, the government had to find yet another scapegoat. RIP Saddam Hussein. You died so Halo 3 could live.
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Post by Kirachus on Mar 2, 2008 2:08:54 GMT -5
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Post by Bo on Mar 2, 2008 3:06:33 GMT -5
oh you son of a your mom
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Post by Loki, God of Mischief on Mar 2, 2008 20:28:11 GMT -5
Did you know that this thread was the first to make me LOL in a long time? That, and Halo 3 was the first game to appeal to completely homosexual gamers?
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Post by Kirachus on Mar 3, 2008 1:00:16 GMT -5
Josh's lol is broken. Someone help him.
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Post by Bo on Mar 3, 2008 19:06:58 GMT -5
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Post by Loki, God of Mischief on Mar 3, 2008 20:45:37 GMT -5
that's twice I've lol'd now... and at the same dang thing nonetheless... Of course, the first was just a little bit more subtle than that, bo. Also, Did you know that Halo 3 was the first game to link you to this site right here
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Post by Bo on Mar 4, 2008 0:46:37 GMT -5
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Post by Kirachus on Mar 4, 2008 3:06:29 GMT -5
Learn to HTML.
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Post by Bo on Mar 4, 2008 23:31:24 GMT -5
lets get back to the true reason of this thread...
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Post by Bo on Mar 4, 2008 23:56:17 GMT -5
Did you know that Halo 3 was the first game to be on a CD?
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Post by Loki, God of Mischief on Mar 5, 2008 11:36:05 GMT -5
Really? Did you know that Halo 3 was the first game to become a meme?
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