Post by Maggot_Skin on Nov 3, 2005 16:04:37 GMT -5
Its been a long time now, since anime once entered my life, and right now, looking back, I find it hard to see how I got on with out it. I decided to make a list of the valuable things I've learned about Life..... Threw anime.
Lesson 1. If you look up a woman's skirt, you get yelled at. If the wind blows a woman's skirt up, and you happen to see it, you get beat up.
Lesson 2. School girls are granted super human strength as long as they plan on using it on people who see their panties.
Lesson 3. No matter how warm the temp is, Girls nipples stick out. Least the hot ones anyway.
Lesson 4. All black people are at least six feet tall, and are incapable of growing hair.
Lesson 5. North America is entirely populated by corrupt business men and renegade bad a$$es who need to shave and are seemingly proficient with any fire-arm.
Lesson 6. Demons commonly take up residence in all girl schools and like to have freaky tentacle sex.
Lesson 7. You can cut open someone's throat and they wont bleed.
Lesson 8. All nerdy girls are extremely hot once they take their gla$$es off, which they never do.
Lesson 9. As technology advances, guns become bigger, not smaller.
Lesson 10. Even when girls wear bras (which is a rarity) they server no purpose.
Lesson 11. On shirts, the area around the breast rips easily.
Lesson 12. Androids are limited to one gender, and can only become activated by unpopular school kids.
Thats all I got for now, I'll probably post more later.
Lesson 1. If you look up a woman's skirt, you get yelled at. If the wind blows a woman's skirt up, and you happen to see it, you get beat up.
Lesson 2. School girls are granted super human strength as long as they plan on using it on people who see their panties.
Lesson 3. No matter how warm the temp is, Girls nipples stick out. Least the hot ones anyway.
Lesson 4. All black people are at least six feet tall, and are incapable of growing hair.
Lesson 5. North America is entirely populated by corrupt business men and renegade bad a$$es who need to shave and are seemingly proficient with any fire-arm.
Lesson 6. Demons commonly take up residence in all girl schools and like to have freaky tentacle sex.
Lesson 7. You can cut open someone's throat and they wont bleed.
Lesson 8. All nerdy girls are extremely hot once they take their gla$$es off, which they never do.
Lesson 9. As technology advances, guns become bigger, not smaller.
Lesson 10. Even when girls wear bras (which is a rarity) they server no purpose.
Lesson 11. On shirts, the area around the breast rips easily.
Lesson 12. Androids are limited to one gender, and can only become activated by unpopular school kids.
Thats all I got for now, I'll probably post more later.
